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Post by PeEvEs on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:13 am

It be back. Ask if ye dare.

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Re: ASK PEEVES!!!

Post by Major.Trouble on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:29 am

Whats the meaning of life?

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Re: ASK PEEVES!!!

Post by PeEvEs on Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:19 am

You are born only to end up dead. *cackles*

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Post by Major.Trouble on Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:56 am

THANKS! You cleared up my biggest thought LOL

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Re: ASK PEEVES!!!

Post by PeEvEs on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:48 am

Happy to give you peace of mind.

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Post by Potters.Pensieve on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:26 am

then what's the meaning of death?

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Re: ASK PEEVES!!!

Post by JB Snape on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:01 am

i can answer that for peeves, if that's ok hehe!!... it means whoever's going to pop their clogs is going to have a crap day Razz

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Post by ProfessorMalachi on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:12 pm

What is the sound of one hand clapping?....

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Post by JB Snape on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:39 pm

a very soft sound lol

...i can clap with one hand...but, trust me, it doesn't have the same effect as 2 hands Big Grin

what came first, the dragon or the egg?

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Re: ASK PEEVES!!!

Post by PeEvEs on Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:49 am

Potters.Pensieve wrote:then what's the meaning of death?


The meaning of death is to live through it.


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Post by PeEvEs on Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:51 am

ProfessorMalachi wrote:What is the sound of one hand clapping?....


The sound of a genius street performer that charms people out of their money for the promise of seeing and hearing something amazing.

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Post by PeEvEs on Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:53 am

JB Snape wrote:
what came first, the dragon or the egg?


Neither. Fire came first.

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Post by JB Snape on Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:16 pm

Laughing

then what caused the fire?

-someone careless with matches?
-someone with a dreadful case of flatulence?
-a roomful of people with incredible B.O.?

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Post by PeEvEs on Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:21 pm

Nope. A few guys got drunk and began beating rocks together. In their drunken frenzy they created sparks and the next thing they knew there was fire and the world hasn't been the same since.

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Post by JB Snape on Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:41 pm

ahh, yes...i should have known... Laughing
the world indeed hasn't been the same since men started getting drunk and beating rocks together!!!

when will the world be *cough* normal?

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Post by PeEvEs on Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:07 pm

The world will never be normal. Too many nuts, quacks, and ghosts.

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Re: ASK PEEVES!!!

Post by ProfessorMalachi on Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:40 pm

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?"

(Feeling very Python-esque tonight. And they never answered it well in the movie anyway.)

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Post by PeEvEs on Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:48 pm

It all depends on whether the sparrow is alive or dead and whether or not it has some object stuck through it or out of it (depending on how you wish to look at it).

However, I have noticed that velocity can increase if one uses assistance. Like a canon or catapult. Just make sure not to over load either object or feathers will fly.

As to how fast a sparrow flies on it's own...I'll say they're fast little buggars when the predator is determined to get them for...various means and reasons.

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Post by JB Snape on Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:31 pm

hummingbirds!! how fast do their wings beat?

now those little fellows can really move!!

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Post by ProfessorMalachi on Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:20 am

Why is the alphabet in that order?

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Post by PeEvEs on Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:22 pm

JB Snape wrote:hummingbirds!! how fast do their wings beat?

now those little fellows can really move!!

50 times per second. They're really cool when you get them to land on your finger and sit there looking at you.

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Post by PeEvEs on Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:32 pm

ProfessorMalachi wrote:Why is the alphabet in that order?


To make it easier for kids to memorize. *cackles* Some history...

A Greek borrowed the 22 Phoenician letters around 800 BC I say "a Greek" because idiosyncratic errors suggest one absentminded genius botched the job. Among other mistakes, he got several sibilant letters mixed up, and by the time things calmed down S and Z were the wrong shape and S was out of order. The same joker, or one who followed closely, gave exclusively vowel sounds to four letters theretofore primarily consonantal: ancestors of A, E, I, and O. Later Greeks added letters to the end, two of which interest us: chi, ancestral X, which over time acquired our modern "ks" sound; and upsilon, ancestral U, which was probably a vowel variant of the semivowel wau, since dropped from the Greek alphabet but ancestral to F.

The Etruscans borrowed the Greek alphabet about 700 BC. They retained the letter order but dispensed with the Semitic-derived letter names, which is why we say "ay, bee," not "alpha, beta." (British zed, from zeta, is a holdout.)

Latin borrowed the Etruscan alphabet about 600 BC. The Etruscans had no G sound and thus no corresponding letter, so eventually Latin G evolved from C fittingly, because Etruscan C (pronounced "k") had come from the Greek gamma (pronounced "g" as in, well, gamma). Rather than sitting next to its sib, G took slot seven, replacing underutilized Z. Centuries later Z came back to transliterate Greek zeta and Y was introduced to represent upsilon. As newbies, Y and Z had to sit in the back.

The modern English alphabet is the 23-letter Latin assortment with three additions hastened by the invention of movable type. W starts showing up in English letter lists in the 16th century, replacing the previous literal double U (or V) that denoted our current W sound. Naturally it was placed next to the then-undifferentiated U/V. The I/J and U/V cleavages came later though the different shapes had existed for centuries, they weren't considered distinct letters in English until around 1700.

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Post by JB Snape on Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:24 am

omg, im too tired to read all of this...

answer me this, peeves, why do we get so tired? Wink

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Post by PeEvEs on Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:27 am

Because your body can't keep up with your mind.

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Post by JB Snape on Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:36 am

that's for sure!!
Laughing

but why does it feel like my body can't keep up with my mind? hehe Razz

nvm, both are tired

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